Lord, help me steer unrecklessly

So I will always wreckless be!

And never drive buzzed dreadfully

Nor risk a deadly texting spree!

Lord, help me curb my speediness

Not speed right into curbs and stress!

It’s best I brake for fog and rain

Lest bones I break in crashing pain!

To thwart the doom of deer and tree

Don’t let me zoom quite carelessly!

Or end up (though unfatally)

Quite carless and embarrassed…

O Lord, make haste to help me!