Lord, help me steer unrecklessly
So I will always wreckless be!
And never drive buzzed dreadfully
Nor risk a deadly texting spree!
Lord, help me curb my speediness
Not speed right into curbs and stress!
It’s best I brake for fog and rain
Lest bones I break in crashing pain!
To thwart the doom of deer and tree
Don’t let me zoom quite carelessly!
Or end up (though unfatally)
Quite carless and embarrassed…
O Lord, make haste to help me!
“Donut” eat boxfuls of Donuts! What gloom!
Sparingly, sweets are just fine to consume
Better eat more of foods like the legume
Then I won’t hurry myself to my tomb
Foods that are processed? Or foods that are whole?
Fruit plate dessert? Or a cinnamon roll?
Spare me more spare ribs for I am too full
Lord, please equip me with more self control
“Raisin’” my arms I implore you in praise
Help me Lord Jesus to lay off the Lays
Raisins and other such foods may I graze
Grub that my body improves, not betrays
A deadly mistake: to eat foods that are fake
For arterys’ sake I’ll not make so much steak
With prayer and support my ill habits I’ll break
My food will bring healing and not stomach ache
Our Father of love gives us plenty to eat
Amazing Provider of each healthy treat
Eat lots of “God’s candy”! Yes, it can’t be beat
Share food with the poor, and God’s love you’ll repeat
Rhymes for the Rejoiceful 