
I met an old man in the park’s dying light
His eyes kind and bright; He outstretched a hand
We shook while he asked, “If with you it’s all right
“Might I share what I saw when I passed?”
“Last weekend, my heart quit, but soon wifey dear
Restarted my ticker! She knows CPR
Before coming to, I saw some queer places
You ain’t gonna reach by no car!
“Saw hell where the dress code ain’t meant for no prude
But nudeness, they hollered, is never permitted
All garb must be racy, risqué, or plain lewd
Since modesty’s fully forbidden…”
“And next I saw heaven! Not as strict as you’d reckon
All dress there must highlight one’s beauty with flair
Its duty: to accent God’s Image that beckons
Armani could never compare!”
“Hell’s speech code is clear, ain’t no way to refuse
No cordial or courteous words are endured
Just cussing and gossip and God’s name abused
Complaining and slander and slurs…”
“But speech was so peachy on those Golden Shores
For never is heard a discouraging word
All talk is affirming; pure kindness outpours
‘Til goodness ‘n love are upstirred!”
While gawking in awe, I imagined such visions
First shock… as I saw myself comfy in hell
Then peace… as I vowed to make flightpath decisions
Not caring ’bout oglers, I yelled…
“I’d best now get ready before the long rest
Today, I will start! Gonna dress for success
Gonna tame this loose tongue for that place to obtain
Where each sight and each sound will be blessed!”
He raved, “I’m relieved you believe my true tale
May God keep our robes for the banquet fresh-laundered
I’ll see you again once we’ve passed through the veil!”
He waved and then onward he wandered
Plump raindrops soon soaked all my musings of wonder
Loud thunder arm-twisted my feet quick to burst
Mid-sprint, I debated whose rules to live under
For better or worse
Which fate, then, to choose?
Whose love, or whose hate, to rehearse?


